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Vommat: 5 Pack

Vommat: 5 Pack

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Vommats are ecofriendly disposable sheets that collect vomit and protect surfaces from it. They're super soft to the touch, highly absorbent, absolutely watertight and you can yak on them with total confidence that whatever happens will not make it to the other side. 

- keep one in your car or tote bag when you're on the go

- lay one out on the floor in your bathroom to avoid the position of praying to the porcelain God

- if you're feeling real bad, don't even get out of bed: you can lay it wherever makes sense for the position you're in and let it rip

They're lightweight and easily packable plus there's a large area of coverage - about 4 feet by 4 feet. 

So if your semaglutide journey has you vomiting, we can make it more manageable.

And honestly... another common side effect is diarrhea. So, like, we've got you covered there too. 


The Deets:

  • pack of 5
  • 4 feet x 4 feet
  • made of sustainable materials
  • biodegradable

Super soft, super absorbent, absolutely watertight. These make vomiting easier!

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vommat: a vomit collecting furniture cover

There are plenty of absurdities in parenting. We're here to help with one of the least pleasant ones. Stay calm, you've got this!

Highlights

Give your family the gift of a quick and easy cleanup. If someone yaks on a Vommat, the mat will absorb liquids and odors and keep them from getting through to the other side. Simply toss the defiled mat in the trash and lay out a freshie and you're ready for more (though we hope there won't be more).

Dimensions

Each Vommat measures approximately 4 feet x 4 feet. Cover a bed, a couch, a rug. Whatever you cover will be protected!

Details

A sustainably produced non-woven viscose top - soft to the touch and quiet to lay on. A middle layer of SAP: super absorbent powder! And a bottom layer made of impermeable biofilm to keep your furnishings safe.

"I'm not washing 2 loads of scary sheets in the morning now, THANK YOU!"

- Ashley B. -

  • Easy to Use

    Just unfold and lay a Vommat out over bedding, a couch, a rug, or all of the above.

  • Quick Cleanup

    Did the Vommat get vom'd on? Just ball it up and throw it out. Then lay out a freshie!

  • Peace of Mind

    Less worry about where someone may throw up gives more time for care.

  • Eco-Friendly

    Vommats are made in Europe of super soft, highly absorbent and sustainable materials.

How to Use a Vommat

However you need to! Lay it out over a couch or bed for someone to lay on. Lay it out on the floor to cover a rug. Drape it over someone while the action is happening. Drape it over yourself while the action is happening. Choose your own adventure but know that the yak will be contained!