I asked ChatGPT to give me some euphemisms that Americans use instead of saying throwing up. I got a couple classics right away in the initial list of 10 then I asked for 10 more. Pretty standard with a couple puzzlers. So naturally I kept asking for more, and more, and more, and watched as they got weirder and weirder. Here's the list:
Pretty interesting mix there, huh? I like the nautical references - blow the ballast, for example. Some of them have a nice ring to them and others I just can't get behind. What are your favorites? Eyes peeled as maybe I'll incorporate some of these into my marketing messages.
Also, since this is an AI-focused blog post, naturally, I needed an AI photo. Here is the prompt I used to create the featured image for this post:
"an image that captures the chaos a parent feels as their young child begins vomiting on their expensive couch in an impressionist style"
The first result looked a bit like Albert Einstein sitting cross legged on a couch managing a kiddo vomiting in a lovely swirl but that wasn't the vibe I was going for so I updated the prompt and asked to focus less on the people and more on the energy. I had to switch image generators a few times because to be honest the results kept being too graphic or too bizarre.
I actually started to feel like I was arguing with the bot because it's just not listening to my request to take the vomit off the couch and off the floor. I had to eventually tell Google Gemini to ignore all previous prompts and to show me a couch with swirls of colorful energy around it in an impressionist style. This was the first one that was inoffensive!